Your John Hancock

Its a tough gig, standing outside for hours on end, trying to collect signatures to save the turtles. But Rebecca V. And Penelope C. Are dedicated to the cause. On any normal day, youd walk right past them, but today, theyve got your attention. Also, youre dying to take a leak. You promised to sign their papers if you can run into their place and use their W. C. After relieving yourself, you come out of the W. C. To find the girls eye-fucking you. Something about your ill-perceived compassion has got these Euro babes dripping between the thighs for you. Go ahead and let these good samaritans share your dick. All it cost you was your signature, after all.